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Outrage grows over international book burning

A chorus of condemnation continued to spread throughout the international community today following a controversial preacher’s insistance that he will go ahead with his plans to burn books on Saturday.

Gordon Brown claims that the ideas contained within Tony Blair’s “A Journey” are dangerous, dis-respectful and ultimately false.

“This book is an affront to decent, intelligent people everywhere, but especially to me! It is morally ambigious and peddles so many mis-truths that the only course of action I can take as a protest is to burn as many copies of the book as I can get away with claiming as a parliamentary expense.”


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Man publishes book

The publishing world continued its business as usual today upon the publication of a book written by a fifty-seven year old man.  The book, released in hardcover form, is believed to contain many words, some short and some long, and possibly features anecdotes of people encountered during the man’s life.

A spokesman for the publishing group Hutchinson said, “it is always a pleasure to the publishing business thriving and performing its duties by bringing reading material to the masses.”

The book is available in all good and some reasonable book stores from today.

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