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Scientists hail discovery of breakthrough new drug

Scientists celebrate

Scientists at the University of Pointless Studies and Research were rejoicing this morning after a two year programme led them to discover a revolutionary new drug.  Doctor Chris P. Bacon, head of the team, said, “we are absolutely thrilled that all our hard work has produced this kind of result.  We’re not quite sure what the drug does yet, or if it is capable of curing any of our modern illnesses, but we are confident that we will find a use for it in time.  At the moment we are just pleased that we have something to justify our large grants, despite not quite knowing what we have done.  Hopefully, if nothing else, someone can use this breakthrough drug to spam email inboxes all over the world.”

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