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Dave names daughter after English summer wine

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Following hours of rampant speculation, British Prime Minister Dave ‘David’ Cameron and his wife Samantha have confirmed that they have named their newly-born daughter after an English summer wine.  A spokesman for the Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, announced the happy news this afternoon.  Florence Rose Endelloin was born on Tuesday and will not suffer the effects of government cuts.


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