Rooney transplant shock

Wayne Rooney stunned the footballing world on Saturday when he announced via his Twitter feed that he has visited a top London clinic to undergo a brain transplant.

The Manchester United striker posted the shock news on the micro-blogging site on Saturday morning, stating that he was “delighted” with the result of the transplant which has apparently quadrupled his IQ.

The 25-year-old England star Tweeted:  “Just to confirm to my followers I have had a brain transplant.  I’m tired of the stupid footballer stereotype and of people laughing at how baby Kai is smarter than I am.”

Rooney later began to comprehensively Tweet on a range of subjects from Newton’s Law of Gravitation to a 43-Tweet explanation of Albert Einstein’s E=mc² formula.


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