Easter story to be updated to include reference to Royal Wedding

Church of England sources have today confirmed a controversial proposal to amend the official story of Easter to include a reference to the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Discussions are at an advanced stage amongst high-ranking Church of England officials regarding the exact wording of the text, but it is believed that the reference to the Royal Wedding has been agreed as a means of “modernising the death and resurrection of Christ.”

Pending approval, an early draft of the re-written Easter story contains the line:¬† “And Jesus Christ rose from the dead in eager anticipation of the marriage between His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales and Miss Catherine Elizabeth Middleton.”

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